when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
*morgan freeman voice* suck my ass
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge